for shadi
Ager Aapki shadi nahi ho rahi to Daily Subhu uth ker Apni Walida Sahiba ke kamray ke samne beth ker zor zor se dholki bajaein.
Saardi zzaida lagay tu
Sardioo me rozana subha 1 Barfeele pani ki Balti se Nahaien to Sardi ka asar bohut kam mehsoos hota hai !!!![]()
agar jagna ho aur khyii jjana ho--neend na lanay ki muffeed tip
agar aap ne kahin jaana ho aur aap ko neend aarahi ho to aankhon mein mirchen daaalne say kabhi neend nahi aayegi:
Agar aap k daant main keera lag jaye
Agar aap k daant main keera lag jaye
To 1, 2 haftay tak kuch mat khayen piyen
Keera andar hi bhooka mar jayega
...Zubaida apa k jaan lewa totkay
Ager aap apny ghussay ku thanda kerna chatay hain
Ager aap apny ghussay ku thanda kerna chatay hain...tu aik glass thanda barfeela pani lain aur samany jo bhi aye uss per woh pani daal thain.....wo banda garam ho jaye ga....aur aap ku thanda ker day ga...!
Agar Aap k bachay ziyada mitti khatay hen to
"Agar Aap k bachay ziyada mitti khatay hen to
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unhen thori cement b khila dein to bunyad pakki ho jaye gi"
sardiyon me aap ke pairon ki aairiyaan phat jayen
Agar sardiyon me aap ke pairon ki aairiyaan phat jayen or koi cold cream asar na kare to aap sui dhaaga (Thread & Neelde) le kar apni aairiyon ko sii len..![]()
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Sabun na ghulay
agar apka sabun buhat ghul raha ho tu app us par plastic ki panni achi tarah lapit dijyi yaqeen kijyi sabun bilkul nahi ghulay ga![]()
agar hath may buhat dard ho
agar apkay hath may buhat dard ho to aik mazbot hathori lain aur kus kar paon pay marain yaqeen kijyi app hath ka dard bhol jayin gain...azmoda tip![]()
agar hath may buhat dard hai
nahi hume nahi azmane parhte hi sukoon agaya![]()
hahahahah Awesome![]()
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